Yes, I know. Sometimes, some of you want to contact me. See below for options on how to do that.
Just so that everyone’s expectations are well-managed, it is made clear up front that I WILL NOT respond to—
So, if you send bullshit my way, and I don’t respond to it, don’t get all twisted out of shape over it. I already told you it wasn’t gonna happen, right here, right now. It’ll simply get deleted, and I won’t experience any pain or stress over it.
I am @SuperFloppies@mastodon.technology. So, if you have an account on the ActivityPub Fediverse (and it’s not on an instance that I or my instance’s administration have blocked for one reason or another), then you can contact me there.
Truly, this is my preferred method; I’ll notice it faster than just about anything else, and you’ll actually get a response. Win-win, that. Of course, if there is some reason that you cannot do that—say, for example, you’re Wil Wheaton or another mob refugee—then Method 2 becomes preferred.
I try to check my mail daily. In reality, it works out to be somewhere between daily and monthly. If your communication is of a time-sensitive nature, email is probably not the way to send it to me. It is unlikely that I will ever see email as a realtime communication mechanism, so don’t expect me to reply to email five minutes after you sent it—it is almost never going to happen.
If you already have my address, you’re welcome to try. But don’t hold your breath on a response that way.